May 23, 2006
Part 2: Berkshire Superior Court vs. SpiderWomanKnits Case #51706
Well here it is folks the Mason Dixon Ballband Dishcloth that caused quite a stir at the Berkshire Superior Courthouse last Wednesday. Frightening? Nope. Dangerous? I think not. Threatening? Maybe, if you have never made anything with your own two hands or have a real aversion to doing the dishes. But let's get real here it wasn't the dishcloth that was at fault. If it's dear friend Takumi hadn't ratted him out by indecently exposing himself to the security guard when we first entered the courthouse there wouldn't have been any trouble.
Luckily, I was dismissed from jury duty and my knitting was released along with me but the dishcloth is going to have to do some "community service" equaling about two loads of dishes a day for the rest of it's life.