May 23, 2006

Part 2: Berkshire Superior Court vs. SpiderWomanKnits Case #51706

Well here it is folks the Mason Dixon Ballband Dishcloth that caused quite a stir at the Berkshire Superior Courthouse last Wednesday. Frightening? Nope. Dangerous? I think not. Threatening? Maybe, if you have never made anything with your own two hands or have a real aversion to doing the dishes. But let's get real here it wasn't the dishcloth that was at fault. If it's dear friend Takumi hadn't ratted him out by indecently exposing himself to the security guard when we first entered the courthouse there wouldn't have been any trouble.

Luckily, I was dismissed from jury duty and my knitting was released along with me but the dishcloth is going to have to do some "community service" equaling about two loads of dishes a day for the rest of it's life.


Comments

You crack me up, Abi...

Posted by: Jennifer | May 23, 2006

Dishcloth is lookin' mighty fine in its mugshot.. might fine ; )

Posted by: Amanda Cathleen | May 24, 2006

Love it. Love it. Love it. Glad you all got bailed out.

Posted by: Theresa | May 24, 2006

Oh, Takumi. Don't you know that nobody likes a tattle-tale?

Posted by: Laurie | May 24, 2006

Your dishcloth looks great, despite all the trouble it caused!
I really can't believe they took the knitting and not the scissors. Come on people.
I have taken my knitting on a plane and even into a sports stadium.
What is wrong with this world?? :)

Posted by: LisaB | May 24, 2006

Oh Abi! I can't believe what you had to go through for this!!

Nice washcloth btw....but those photos are fabulous!! :)

Posted by: Zonda | May 24, 2006

You are totally cracking me up!! I've never heard such foolishness (on the part of the courthouse) in my life. What were you going to do? Knit something to tie up the other jurors?

Posted by: Melissa | May 25, 2006

It does sound like you're recovering from your separation anxiety.

Luckily, I also only had to call in for a few days the last time for jury duty. Why they send me a summons every 3 years is beyond me...there are still many people I know that have never gotten one!

Posted by: Diane | May 25, 2006

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